Big Boys - SNL

>> WHEN I HAVE A RIDE, Y'ALL, TEMPERATURES DROPPING.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

>> IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR WE FIND A MAN TO KEEP US WARM THROUGH THESE COLD MONTHS.

>> BUT NOT JUST ANY MAN WILL DO.

WE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR SOME --

>> BIG BOYS.

♪ IT'S A DECISION, IT'S A REASON TO GET A BIG BOY, I NEED A BIG

BOY.

GIVE ME A BIG BOY ♪

♪ IT'S ALL THE GIRLS ARE LEAVING TO GET A BIG BOY ♪

♪ I NEED A BIG BOY WITH POLAR BEAR ARMS, KEEPS ME SNOW IN THE WINTER SNOWSTORM ♪

♪ HE BRING IN MY GROCERIES IN JUST ONE TRIP ♪

♪ WHEN THE SUN COMES BACK, I

NEED A BIG BOY HOTTY, MAKES HIS

OWN HEAT WITH A BIG BOY BODY ♪ ♪ BIG BOY WITH A BIG OLD BACK, A

CALIFORNIA KING, REFRIGERATOR STACKED ♪

♪ BUTTER BACON, CHEESE, AND LASAGNA IN THE TRAY ♪

♪ AND I HOPE HE ASKS ME TO BE HIS WINTER WIFE BECAUSE MESSING WITH A BIG BOY WILL CHANGE YOUR

LIFE ♪ ♪ IT'S CUPPING SEASON, IT'S ALL

THE GIRLS NEED A BIG BOY, I WANT A BIG BOY, GIMME A BIG BOY ♪

♪ I NEED A BIG BOY BODY LIKE A BOUNCER, BIG MOUTH BREATHER AND LEGS LIKE A MONSTER ♪

♪ GET IN THE BED AND HE GOING TO DO ME RIGHT, GET IN THE BED AND HE SNORE ALL NIGHT ♪

♪ AND THEN HE STOPS ♪ BABE?

DID THIS MAN JUST DIE?

♪ ANYTHING I NEED, MY BIG BOY GOT IT ♪ ♪ IF I NEED A SNACK, HE GOT

SNICKERS IN HIS POCKET ♪ ♪ BIG BOYHOODDY, YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO ROCK IT ♪

♪ AND IF WE TRAVEL, YOU KNOW WE GOING IN FIRST CLASS BECAUSE HE DON'T FIT IN THE BACK ♪

♪ HEY, BIG BOYS, GO BIG BOYS, I LIKE THE BIG BOYS ♪

♪ WHAT ABOUT GIRLS?

>> I LIKE GIRLS, BUT THEY CAN'T KEEP ME WARM.

♪ ALL I DO IS WORK AND STRESS AND I COULD USE A BIG BOY SO I COULD JUST RELAX ♪

♪ HE CAN HAVE THEM LOVE HANDLES IN THE FRONT AND IN THE BACK ♪

♪ IF WE TALKING GIRLS, I LIKE MY GIRLS BIG ♪

♪ IT'S CUPPING SEASON, IT'S NOW WE GOT A REASON TO GET A BIG

BOY, I WANT A BIG BOY, GIMME A BIG BOY.

>> WE OUT HERE LADIES.

WE THE REASON FOR THE SEASON.

THESE BEARS DON'T HIBERNATE IN THE WINTER.

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US.

WE'LL BE SHOVELING SNOW IN SHORTS.

♪ BIG-BA-BIG BOYS ♪