Conversation With a 5 Year Old

do you want to come ride with me to the grocery store tomorrow no uh yeah do you yep is there something we need to add to

our list yep it's full carrots full carrots yep and what is a full carrot it's a carrot with the grass on it and what do we do with this carrot

with the grass on it we just eat it we don't eat the grass grass when we're done eating the carrot we put the grass in the garbage just like we do with

strawberries oh just like some people do with strawberries do you think some people eat the grass off of strawberries nope no that wouldn't be very tasty would it

nope do you like carrots not when they're cooked but regular yeah you like regular carrots

yeah raw carrots yeah regular watered carrots with water on them with water yep CU remember you always have to wet

them why do I wet the carrots I don't know do you think I'm washing them yep yep so how are you going to eat that

full carrot with the grass on it I'm just going to eat it and I'm going to have it in my hand hand and eat it like

this so you're going to look like bug's bunny no want you do it on the other side but bunny does not do it on this side do it on this

side makes sense what kind of what are you going to do how are you show me how you going to eat it I'm going to eat it like this with it in my hand to eat it

like this what did you just tell me what kind of teeth are you going to use for that carrot my canines your canines show me your

Kines awesome those teeth are getting big are all your teeth called Kines nope I don't know what these front ones are but I know that the back ones

are molers MERS yep do you remember how many teeth the dentist said you had uh no I'm going to see okay one

I have 29 teeth 29 yep I really think you have 20 I have 29

29 yep I counted you can eat some steak some ice cream I started by my back all the way over here and you

counted them yep perfect I counted them and then I did my front and in the back wa no I then I mean the bottom so what are some of your favorite foods to eat

with your teeth my um uh my pizza pizza pizza Y what do you like on your pizza I

like pepperoni my favorite kind of pizza is um uh

cheese I like cheese pizza too do you like Chick-fil-A do you like and I also like Chick-fil-A

tacos and I also like tacos ice cream and they also like ice cream you like all that broccoli spinach

kale no we don't eat those and I um uh also like my uh poptarts Pop-Tarts I think

you like kale no I don't how do you like to eat kale in a smoothie so what's a good recipe for a smoothie

um kale banana and strawberry blend it up and then it's a pink

smoothie it's really good my dad um uh tried it before did he yep did you drink it all up yep I drank a cup of it and I

said it was good and did you get big muscles no but it was kind of cold and kind of hot kind of cold kind of hot

like like a mixture that yeah kind of like a mtra hot and cold wouldn't that be warm yep so you drink a warm smoothie it

was actually kind of cold not warm nope it was kind of cold mom can we do it tomorrow what

would you like to do tomorrow um the smoothing that I was just talking about maybe so we can use our tail chips if we have any W I think we'll have to buy

more kale at the store yeah buy them and then when you get back we can make it

sounds like a plan besides it will be freezing cold with the Ws be good I bet it sounds

delicious I know that we tried it in the summer oh man do I love

it man do I remember those ingredients so easy it's just like three three ingredients to a kale

smoothie yep we already have one we just need to buy two which has the kale and the

strawberries wait I'm going to yep we don't need to buy bananas