It’s a BIG HONKIN’ TEMU HAUL! | November 26, 2025

Hey everybody, what's going on? Hello.

Hello.

How are you doing?

How was your day?

My day was pretty good. Pretty good.

Pretty good. I mean, you know, it's Wednesday, so we got off work at 4 and nobody was really working today anyway

cuz it's the day before Thanksgiving and nobody was in the mood to work.

I'm wearing a sweater that says Marrier.

Wait a minute. With mimos. What is this?

Stop it. Oh, it's that box. Okay. M

Marrier with mimosas that I got at Marshalls. Marshalls.

Marshalls.

And I'm wearing I don't know. They're

champagne in. They're champagne

earrings, but let's pretend they're mimosas.

Mimosas.

All right. Before we get started, I have some things to say. I have some people that I want to I want to first off thank um Jumanna

for sending me this card with her beautiful artwork that she does. Look at

how gorgeous that is. And here she is.

She's equally gorgeous and her card is just beautiful. And I hope I got your

just beautiful. And I hope I got your name right, Jumanna. But thank you so much. I wanted to show that to you guys

much. I wanted to show that to you guys cuz it's beautiful. It's been sitting on my desk. And I also want to thank

my desk. And I also want to thank Vanessa with an E for sending me this beautiful Thomas Concincaid, painter of

light, right? Christmas card. Um,

light, right? Christmas card. Um,

Vanessa Ven SSA.

Vanessa, you didn't give me your return address, so I can't send you a Christmas card back. Vanessa, if you'd like a

card back. Vanessa, if you'd like a Christmas card from me, my PO box is always in the video description. If you

hit more under the video, you'll see my PO box, but I will pin it, too. But I

also want you guys to remember that tomorrow, no, tomorrow is Thanksgiving.

Okay? if you celebrate that. Happy

Thanksgiving Eve. Did I already say that?

But also, don't forget on Black Friday, my merch is 50% off. And we've got some great Christmas merch. I'm bummed that

my t-shirt guy did not get it to me in time to model it for you guys before Black Friday, but it's cute. If you want

to go look at my Christmas merch or any of my merch and get that for 50% off tomorrow, that's going to be a lot of

fun. Now, I got a I get a lot of um I

fun. Now, I got a I get a lot of um I get a lot of hate mail and yeah, I you know it I don't know why

people want to take the time. Well, it

always blows me away when people take the time to sit down and write a angry mean email and then actually email it. I

can get maybe leaving a nasty comment, it takes two seconds, but really writing an email just blows my mind, but I get a lot of

emails from people who really hate this channel.

And uh I try not to let it get me down.

And I got an email from a really I rate lady named Kathy.

Now, Kathy Kathy said basically that I'm too self-absorbed to realize what um you know what a what a horrendous thing

this channel is. People are out there starving and struggling with their homes and I'm spending money left and right at

Marshalls. Marshall's Marshalls showing

Marshalls. Marshall's Marshalls showing her junk and accumulating junk and just that I'm the epitome of overconumption

and all that. And that the one part of the email that kind of made me laugh was who in the world want needs more? How

many beaded bags does somebody need?

Kathy, I need all of them. I need all the beaded bags. Thank you very much.

But I uh what what brought that on? I

don't know because I just wanted to say hi to Kathy. I don't know if she's still watching, but yes, I need all the beaded bags. Uh yes, I am aware that there are

bags. Uh yes, I am aware that there are people struggling out there. I do what I can to help them. Why am I always defending myself on this channel?

Overconumption. I don't know. I'm

contributing to our local economy and helping people keep their jobs by buying stuff at the stores. That's I don't

know. I just like to buy stuff, Kathy.

know. I just like to buy stuff, Kathy.

And this is a haul channel. And if you don't like haul channels or if you don't like to see me haul a bunch of stuff, then go watch one of the minimalist

channels. I'm trying. I I even watch

channels. I'm trying. I I even watch some of the channels that hate um channels like mine and I'm blanking on

their names. One of the names of a

their names. One of the names of a channel I watch is uh his name I think is Hayden something

and another one I think has like the word lemon in the title. I don't know what the channels are called, but there are people who do not like, you know,

overconumption and we do tend to consume a lot around here, but we do give a lot back over here. So, speaking of giving back, I would really like to do a 12

days of Christmas giveaway and give away something every day for 12 days. I don't

know if I can pull that off. But right

now, in honor of Kathy, I'm going to give away. I bought the I went shopping

give away. I bought the I went shopping today. Yes, I did, Kathy. I went

today. Yes, I did, Kathy. I went

shopping today during my lunch hour. And

we do have a Teimu haul, by the way, and I bought some stuff for you guys. So,

the first prize that I am giving away is this Rachel Zo beaded pouch and matching charm. And it is the little champagne

charm. And it is the little champagne bottle with little champagne flutes and stars. And then this comes with the star

stars. And then this comes with the star charm. And it was $14.99. And I'm trying

charm. And it was $14.99. And I'm trying to pick kind of flat things that I can put in padded envelopes.

But if you'd like to win today's prize, uh, put star, not the emoji. You have to write the

word star in the comments below and we will uh we the royal we I will draw the winner.

What is today? Wednesday,

Saturday. I will draw the winner Sunday.

So today's prize is this cute beaded pouch. Is it beaded on both sides?

pouch. Is it beaded on both sides?

Yes, it is by Rachel Zo with matching charm and put the word star in the comments below and then I will pick a winner. In honor of Kathy, we're giving

winner. In honor of Kathy, we're giving away something beaded. How many beaded bags does somebody need?

Just all of them. Bring them. Bring them

all. Okay, Timu. Let's do this. This is

a huge Teeu haul.

Praise the Lord because everybody Oh, that's my thumbnail.

In a minute, my mom's gonna No, that was loud.

I'm waiting for my mom to go. What was

that? Okay, here. Cheese. I'm not drunk.

I'm not I'm just peppy because we have four days off.

I am a little sad, not going to lie. If

you're new to my channel, hi, my name's Aaron and this is my channel. Hey

everybody, where we overconume and I've been trying to date blah blah blah on a dating app and all this stuff.

Matched with my exboyfriend and now we're doing something yada yada yada. I

am a little hurt that he didn't ask me to Thanksgiving dinner or ask me for it anything to do this weekend.

I don't know. But who do I think I am?

I'm running around on Bumble dates, too.

So, he's probably out with a Bumble date. I don't know. The first thing

date. I don't know. The first thing we're going to open, though, is this local warehouse teen item. It was

delivered by Ooni. Oonie. I've Oonie

Oonie is a new delivery service, you guys. That I don't know.

guys. That I don't know.

Did I leave my glasses in the bathroom?

Oh no.

Well, this is going to be interesting.

I took them off to spray my hair, which all I want for Christmas is some deep conditioner, y'all. I'm just kidding. I

conditioner, y'all. I'm just kidding. I

have deep conditioner, but I did blow out my hair with that style on steroids by by uh Color Wow. That stuff is the bomb.

And I will pin it if I can.

Now, this going to be a real interesting thing where I try to see Oh, I forgot another t-shirt I wanted to show you

guys. Darn it. Two of them. Oh, we'll do

guys. Darn it. Two of them. Oh, we'll do that tomorrow. I'm going to make a video

that tomorrow. I'm going to make a video every day until the end of this month in a panic trying to earn a little extra income for my channel. Also, because I

love you guys. So, in no particular order, mainly because I love you guys, but also, yeah, I need to earn some income that I haven't earned this month.

Okay, what I bought is this genuine leather. I'll believe that when I see

leather. I'll believe that when I see it handbag convertible crossbody. It is $15.24.

convertible crossbody. It is $15.24.

I'm laughing because it's genuine leather. I paid $1256

leather. I paid $1256 cents for it. And let us see what it looks like.

I still can't believe I forgot my glasses.

I was going to have everybody put Kathy in the comments as the winning comment word, but I don't want to do that to Kathy with a K. And I don't want Don't

say anything mean to Kathy in the comments below who wrote a really long email. And I it was the first thing I

email. And I it was the first thing I woke up to when I woke up. I know you're not supposed to check your email as soon as you wake up. I've read that at least

that it's bad to do that scientifically, but I do and um it hurt my feelings.

I'm not um I'm not self-absorbed. Are

you kidding me? My whole life revolves around that old lady downstairs.

All right, here's my genuine leather handbag. I'm just trying to find a a

handbag. I'm just trying to find a a good brown bag.

And let me smell it. Oh, that smells like a fish market. That does not smell like genuine leather. Okay, let's look at it. It snaps

at it. It snaps up here. Why am I yelling? All right, it

up here. Why am I yelling? All right, it snaps up here. So, it snaps closed and then it doesn't open very far. It's got

a zip pocket.

It's got a deflated plastic bag in it.

And it does not have slip. Does it?

Yeah, it does. Maybe it does.

Yes, it has slip pocket.

It has a pocket in the back. Ooh, with a tassel.

And maybe I mean maybe this is this will work. I don't know.

work. I don't know.

I was looking at purses at TJ M. No, I

didn't go to TJ Maxx. I went to Marshalls. I went to HomeGoods. I went

Marshalls. I went to HomeGoods. I went

to Five Below.

I was going to do a Five Below haul, but I got all panicky in there. I get

panicky in Five Below. I just bought some pajama bottoms, but we're not doing a what I bought during lunch haul today.

Uh, making my way downtown, walking around, chasing the sound, and I'm homebound.

I don't know, you guys. It's It's

It looks like a teeny bag, but I I might use that. I might use that. Okay, let's move

that. I might use that. Okay, let's move on to this gigantic bag. I feel so blind and helpless and alone. Am I recording?

Yes. For a minute I thought I wasn't and then I was going to get up and get my glasses.

Okay.

Um and I need you and I miss you and now I wonder.

All right. I'm just trying to find the order you guys. I'm sorry to serenade.

Where is it?

You guys know if I can't tell you the prices of things, I get antsy. Okay,

we're looking for something that was delivered on the 24th, which is today,

right? No,

right? No, today is the 20. What is this day? 26.

Why am I in a good mood?

Because I'm looking forward to four days of blissful sleeping in.

All right, fine. Fine, fine, team. Fine.

Be that way. I'll just find it this way.

Thanks. All right. This on FedEx vehicle for delivery.

Well, I'll believe that when I see it.

That's a different order, maybe.

I don't know. We're going to have to open something and figure out what order this is. I'm confused.

this is. I'm confused.

Confused.

Who do I have? I've got the uh I've got Hello Kitty. We got to put the Thanksgiving turkey right here where we can see her.

Oh, Grumpy Grandpa's being sassy again.

We got Grumpy Grandpa in the house. He's

making a drink. He's checking it twice.

Gonna give it to me with not very much ice.

Okay.

I just like a little ice in my drinks cuz I don't want to water that down.

Okay. Maybe you can see Grumpy Grandpa.

Maybe not. He's over on the channel.

Nona is here.

He sees you when you're sleeping.

All right. The first thing that is taking out this entire bag is a plush Christmy Oh, no. This might not take as

long as I had hoped. All right. A plush

Christmy red blanket. Now, that's going to help me. Let me see.

I think it's this order. Price

adjustment.

Give it to me, baby. Give it to me, baby. 55 cents. I'll take it.

baby. 55 cents. I'll take it.

Oops. What happened? I said, "Give it to me."

me." Do you hear my mom's TV downstairs? Oh

my gosh, the Thanksgiving drama.

My mom today told my brother to come get that giant turkey. Okay. Well, if you caught my last video, you know that there's some turkey drama in this house.

And my brother bought a brought a huge one over here. Well, my mom told him today to come get this damn turkey and

give it to one of his friends because she's not fixing it. And

Huh.

And then she said, "Go to the store."

And another price adjustment. She said,

"Go to the store and get $2.65."

She said, "Go to the store and get a smaller turkey." And then she texted

smaller turkey." And then she texted him. So we're in this group text, right?

him. So we're in this group text, right?

And I'm just like, and then she says, "Never mind. I don't feel like cooking

"Never mind. I don't feel like cooking any turkeys tomorrow, so we'll just eat casserole." And I'm like, "Okay, we're

casserole." And I'm like, "Okay, we're back to casserole.

That's fine." Okay, this is not a blanket. This is women's long plushlined

blanket. This is women's long plushlined hooded 976 red coat. I think

coat. I think it's 18 minutes and I've shown you one purse.

One girl was like, "Your videos are way too long." And I'm like, "Yeah,

too long." And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever."

whatever." Yeah, man. Like, you got to have some

Yeah, man. Like, you got to have some kind of thick skin to be on YouTube.

Well, this looks like a festive. You can

just call me Miss Claus. I'm wearing

this.

All right. Here's the front.

It's long. It's like a duster coat. It

looks like a bathrobe, though, doesn't it? I don't care. I'll wear it as one.

it? I don't care. I'll wear it as one.

I don't care if it's a robe, a coat, a whatever. I think it looks spiffy. Okay,

whatever. I think it looks spiffy. Okay,

it's Let me show you a model living her best life in it.

My stomach is much better. Thank you for asking if you caught me last night or was it last night? I don't know. The

last time I made a video, I um was a little bit in some kind of shock from

eating pizza. Was that last night? No, I

eating pizza. Was that last night? No, I

don't know, you guys. Last night? No, I

was just down in the dumps yesterday.

You know what else happened? Oh my gosh.

You know the token hot guy in our office? I've talked about him before.

office? I've talked about him before.

He's married.

We have a token hot guy in the office.

Married, but still makes the day pleasant.

He was really good at his job. Everybody

loved him. And I don't know what happened, but he got fired.

And I messaged him on LinkedIn and I was like, "What happened?"

And he just said, "When they want you out, they'll make sure you're out." And

I'm like, and then it just started, it put everyone on edge because no, why can't I get clothes on it? Cuz you start to wonder if somebody like that that

everybody loves and is really good at his job and get fired, like not laid off, fired.

Then what about the rest of us? I don't

know. I spent the rest of the day being paranoid.

Okay, you guys know I don't think I can do this. I don't know what's happening

do this. I don't know what's happening here. This is a sleeve.

here. This is a sleeve.

I don't know why I can't do something simple like put on a co What? Like put

on a coat. Come on. What is the matter with this? Let's try it one more time.

with this? Let's try it one more time.

Let me look at it. I want to see what it looks like on. And it's chilly in here.

All right. Is it a hoodie?

No. Yes. Okay, it does. It has a hood.

I'm going to stop yelling. No wonder I'm on blood pressure medication.

Okay, bear with me. Just bear with the kids in girl and boy land.

We'll have a jubile.

They're going to build a toy land all around the Christmas tree.

So, I like it. It covers up my neck. I hate

what's happening to my neck. Look at

this.

All right, cool. I like it a lot.

Festive. It is festive. I fixed this a little bit. I don't know where the cats

little bit. I don't know where the cats are. Let's not look a gift horse in the

are. Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth. I'm joking. I love the cat. I

mouth. I'm joking. I love the cat. I

love the um You guys know that the cats are kind of all I have. Oh yeah, this coat. You can get this coat in Oh my

coat. You can get this coat in Oh my gosh. You can get it in beige.

gosh. You can get it in beige.

You can get it in here's the beige.

That's pretty. I love the beige. You can

get it in gray. You can get it in dark blue, which is really nice.

Red. What is sold out? Here's Get this video out of here. Dark blue.

Red.

Well, there's the back.

Rudit toot toot black I think yellow. Wow. Now that is a big bird

yellow. Wow. Now that is a big bird statement right there.

And then this whatever this color is.

Do they call it dark cyan?

All right. So those are all the colors you can get it in. And it is currently as we speak $18.87.

All right.

And there are some shots keys. Oh dear.

I uh I don't have anything to say except that shocking office gossip on the Bumble app where I am. I met I

picked out a few more men and I don't know. I'm kind of talking to two of

know. I'm kind of talking to two of them but neither of them drink and I'm kind of like what did I get on the Alcoholics

Anonymous dating app? Like what is going on with all these men who don't drink?

Like I like to go out and have cocktails after work when I can, which is rarely because everyone's married. No one can go out and have cocktail, which is why

I'm looking for a man. I should just put that in my dating profile. I should put just looking for a cocktail buddy. I had

one man email me or message me on the app. Apparently, he's a premium premium

app. Apparently, he's a premium premium user, so he could do that. Said he and his wife were looking for a sister wife.

And he and then he sent I looked at his profile and there was a picture of his wife.

He asked if I'd be interested in meeting them. And I thought, well, that could be

them. And I thought, well, that could be a plot twist, a sister wife. Do I have to do things with both of them at the same time? Like

I don't think so, man. Like that's just not my scene.

But a lot of people are into consensual non- monogamy. I guess it is a rough

non- monogamy. I guess it is a rough world out there. Okay, we've got Santa. Is it broken?

Santa. Is it broken?

We've got Santa riding a healing. Cool.

Oh my word, that is adorable. Except

Santa's eyes look like a little demonic to me. They're all They look like he's

to me. They're all They look like he's possessed a little bit. But um the presents look cute. Oh, they're really wrapped.

cute. Oh, they're really wrapped.

They're really cute. They're wrapped.

There's the Highland cow. There's

wearing a scarf.

What is that?

That's her mom's TV. I thought that was a like a bomb siren or something.

Okay, we're going to hold this up for a thumbnail.

Oh, I can't wait to clean this all up this weekend. I'm counting the minutes.

this weekend. I'm counting the minutes.

Okay.

Jeez.

One of my eyes this is small and one is big.

Cheese.

Cheese.

Cheese.

Should I try doing it on this side? I

hate doing pictures on this side.

Duck down so I can crop it.

I don't know. I don't know.

That's cute.

Wow. Oh, I wonder how many Santa Clauses I have.

That is overconumption of Santa Clauses. Put him right here.

Okay, that Santa Claus was 18. 18 bucks. 18 bucks is what I paid

18. 18 bucks. 18 bucks is what I paid and it's now 1827.

But it is good. It's good. Good quality.

little demonic eyes. But you know, if you can get past those, that's fine.

Okay, I forgot my nasal spray. Oh no.

The next thing in here is I'm so bummed that I forgot two t-shirts I wanted to show you guys.

This is something I'm probably going to be disappointed in. Was that a fly or my eyelash?

Rudy toot toot. And

yeah, I'm gonna be I got this for my brother. It is the Shining Overlook

brother. It is the Shining Overlook Hotel. The carpet of The Shining except

Hotel. The carpet of The Shining except it's a blanket. I paid 1331 for it.

Here is a picture. This was the carpet in the Overlook Hotel in the movie The Shining.

And I didn't want to get him a big one because whatever.

No, I don't know. It says $37.17 now. I paid $13.31.

now. I paid $13.31.

Nose turning red yet? No.

It's, you know, it's a te-u blanket, so we're not going to expect a lot out of it. Oh my gosh, it's a washcloth.

Look at how Come on. I can't give this to somebody for Christmas.

It's so small.

I picked the only dimension.

I picked the only dimension they had. It

says 70 by 100 cm. It says 30x 40 in. Oh,

okay.

It's on me for not really measuring things.

But um I cannot give that to my brother for Christmas. I just can't. It's so small.

Christmas. I just can't. It's so small.

I don't know what he I don't know. I'm

gonna use this and put it inside Loki and Luna's pet carrier and they can just lie down on The Shining. But I think it's cool cuz when

Shining. But I think it's cool cuz when I looked at it, I said, "Hey, that looks like the carpet in the in The Shining, the original movie, The Shining." And

then lo and behold, when I read the description, it said overlook hotel shining overlook reversible.

It's not reversible here. If you reverse it, it looks like

here. If you reverse it, it looks like this. I guess if you I guess if you

this. I guess if you I guess if you count white as reversible, then sure.

Oh, Teimu, you in your descriptions.

All right, I'm ready to hydrate. I did

remember my water.

Kathy, just kidding. I'll leave Kathy alone.

just kidding. I'll leave Kathy alone.

Marshalls. Marshalls. Marshalls.

She was just so upset about all the shopping I've been doing at Marshalls.

It was filling her with rage.

She had to wake up that morning. She

sent the email at 8:30 in the morning.

And I thought, "Wow, imagine starting your day like that, Dad." Because that's kind of the beginning of my day. 8:30 in

the morning and then she like starts her day by just writing this really mean. It was mean email.

mean. It was mean email.

I mean, I hope that, you know, did that make her feel good for the rest of the day?

I hope so, Kathy.

Okay, the next thing in here is something.

These are pants.

I can't see for shoot without my glasses. I think these are pants.

I think these are women's wear Christmas pants that I paid 11 bucks for and they are now

11:42.

But they look like scuba diving pants.

No, they're all they're all right.

They're all right. I mean, they are kind of like they're white inside and they're but they're okay. I'll sleep in them.

They're little Christmas retro Christmas cabin.

I mean, I'm not going to wear them straight walking, but I'll wear them to bed. And they have pockets on the sides

bed. And they have pockets on the sides and little people doing little people things like, oh, there's some yellow snow.

That's disgusting.

I can't tell what that is.

Maybe it is yellow snow. That's really

gross. I don't know if I can wear these now.

kind of grosses me out.

Maybe there are no people on this. Are

those people? I don't know. They're

okay. They're fine if you ignore the yellow snow.

Okay.

I I can't get enough pajama pants. You

can never have too many pairs. You can

never have too many pairs, Kathy.

Okay, we've got something way down at the bottom.

It is another canvas. I thought it was framed because I'm cuz sometimes now Teimu has, you know, the pictures on wooden frames

and I thought that's what this was and I was wrong.

It is Barbie.

$5.17.

Woo. I got the small size and it's now $5.44.

I had $68 in credit on T-Mu today just from doing price adjustments every day and not ordering. So, I put in a big

order on T-Mu today.

And it is I'm going to sneeze.

Maybe not.

Barbie smoking a siggy.

It's hard to see with the glare. Well,

what good is that, man? If it's not like I really thought this was on a wooden frame and the glare is annoying there.

There we go. She's not just smoking one.

She's chain smoking one.

She's Man, my face got full. Is it the estrogen that I'm taking?

I wish something would make Okay. Jeez.

Okay. Jeez.

What's going to happen to that? I don't

know.

How many canvases have I bought from T-Mobile over the years?

Probably about 30.

I do have one, two, three, four hanging up in my room. So, four of them are hanging up.

I don't know why I thought this was on a wooden thing but Oops.

Okay.

The next thing we got, do I have any jewelry or anything in here or is it all just a Oh, there's a smooshed I see a

braier. I see a smooshed I see a bound

braier. I see a smooshed I see a bound to be smooshed Christmas card. Here is

some This looks like candy that you eat. This

is a Oh, this is a lanyard um holder. It's a lanyard for your ID

um holder. It's a lanyard for your ID badge at work.

Cuz right now I'm wearing this really awesome Day of the Dead one that um one of you guys made for me. I'm I'm sorry I'm forgetting your name, but I'm

wearing a really cool one. And then this one is also going to be so I can have my work badge around my neck and just be extra like that

with this. Yeah,

this. Yeah, unless I get fired. Like suddenly I'm just scared. Like I've just never seen

just scared. Like I've just never seen somebody randomly get fired before.

Right before Christmas.

Okay, so we got that.

If for, you know, if you're a working gal or guy and you have to wear an ID badge, there you go. You can get all

festive with it. And that was Oh, okay. That was $4.86

Oh, okay. That was $4.86 and it is now $516.

And I picked the Christmas tree, but you can pick a wreath.

Or you can pick a Santa with a boom box. I can't tell what Santa's doing cuz I don't have my

glasses on. Oh, he's just saying ho ho

glasses on. Oh, he's just saying ho ho ho. I don't know. I with a boom box.

ho. I don't know. I with a boom box.

Same thing.

Okay. I was just seeing Let me make sure my mom's okay. She's not doing great today. Her arm is very infected and she

today. Her arm is very infected and she would not go to the hospital. I

threatened. I begged

she wouldn't do it.

This is not a sweater. I thought this was a sweat.

I thought it was a sweater. A Christmas

sweater.

Does it say Christmas sweater? Cuz I'm

Christmas and Meowi Christmas $11.77 3D print. Oh, t-shirt. Why? Well, it's

3D print. Oh, t-shirt. Why? Well, it's

not even a real It's fine. It's fine.

It's whatever. It is

shiny.

Really shiny. Like your swimming suit.

Shiny.

We're back to this, Timu. We're back to this.

I'm still It's got some black cats making a Christmas tree.

I don't know. I was going to wear it to work with black pants and it says Meowi Christmas on it, but what do you guys think? It's pretty

ugly, isn't it?

All the Lokis But I would slide around in it all day and it would bug me. Slide around the halls. All right. I don't know. I feel

halls. All right. I don't know. I feel

ripped off. Here's the guy wearing it.

Oh, it's for guys. I don't know. I like

his little goatee or whatever he's got going on there. You know you're thirsty when the guys in the teu ad start looking hot.

Okay, that was a fail. I'm going to call it a fail.

These are boots. Let's do what I bought versus what I got.

Boots are women's winter knee high 3952.

What was I? They only have khaki left and they're 34.52, so I can't really show you. They look

kind of cool, though. I'm not going to lie.

They look like this, except they're black.

Look at that. I'm kind of interested to see this.

Okay, here are my $39 boots.

Now I must have just been feeling Yeah.

See, I like them.

They look kind of cool with those socky things. And they zip up the Is that a

things. And they zip up the Is that a zipper? No, they've got a leather.

zipper? No, they've got a leather.

All right, I'm happy with them. You might think they're ugly. Yeah, I think they're

they're ugly. Yeah, I think they're going to look really cool. I'm going to put my foot in them right now. Hold on.

Let me see. And I'll I'll hold up my leg.

When are you going to do a try on video?

As soon as I clear out a space in this room to set up my tripod. Don't look at my toes. I haven't had a pedicure in

my toes. I haven't had a pedicure in years.

I wanted to go get a pedicure today, but instead I decided to go way up north to the good homegoods. And I wanted to

get a new wreath to go above our fireplace cuz the one we have right now is Oh, why am I putting my foot in this boot when there's like stuff inside of

it? Uh, the boot. The boot. The wreath

it? Uh, the boot. The boot. The wreath

that we have is looking a little tired.

And I thought it would be fun and festive if I got a new wreath.

But it was 50 bucks, the one that I liked.

And then I thought I better make sure we let's just hold off on buying a big wreath for a minute until I figure out what's going until my mom gets her arm looked

at Monday.

She's like, I'm not going to the hospital on a holiday. They'll be

underst staffed. We'll be waiting for hours.

Okay so Let's see. Nope. Not talented enough.

Let's see. Nope. Not talented enough.

Here's the bottom.

And here.

Here's the boot. It's trippy.

It's okay. All right. I'm trying. I'm

failing.

How do I get it off? It's really

different. I haven't seen anybody with boots like this. People are gonna go, "Where did you get your boot?" I'm gonna say, "T-Mu, you guys." T-Mu, do I even

have an affiliate code anymore? I don't

know.

Okay, look at my lily white leg.

Get some self-tanner.

All right, I I for one am happy with these.

Yes, they were $39, but I'm still happy with them. I think I'm going to wear

with them. I think I'm going to wear them a lot. So, let's say I wear them three times and then we divide, you know, 40 by three.

Excuse me. That's like what? 13 bucks.

13 13 is It's not about 13 bucks a wear.

So, you know, really they're only about 13 bucks.

That's girl math.

Or it's just me math.

All right. I like the khaki ones, too, but I'm not paying 40 bucks again. Okay.

This is a t-shirt. Please let it be soft. It's a

t-shirt. Please let it be soft. It's a

kari t-shirt and I paid860.

I paid867 for it and it is now oh my gosh you can get it in so many colors and my phone is almost out of batteries.

It's now 861 and is my nose turning red yet? It feels

like it's bright red but it looks okay to me. Okay.

to me. Okay.

Okay. It's nice and soft. Thank God.

And there it is. Green on green. I liked

the green. I know it's not easy being green.

I like it.

It's cute. Not going to wear it out in public. Gonna sleep in it maybe with the

public. Gonna sleep in it maybe with the Christmas pants. Gonna bum around the

Christmas pants. Gonna bum around the house in it.

You know, I do have to sometimes remember my age.

And I can't really run around in Hello Kitty t-shirts out in the world. I mean,

I just can't.

Okay.

What are we on? 46 minutes and then some. This is I've got a keychain like

some. This is I've got a keychain like this and it's fading fast. So I got it.

I found a new one on TU. It is the Bates Motel, Old Highway 10, Fairville, California.

Is everything spelled correctly? I don't

know. Drop in any mail. Remember the old days when you'd go to like a motel and you'd get keys on this kind of keychain and it would totally say, "Drop in any

mailbox. We guarantee postage." Then on

mailbox. We guarantee postage." Then on the back it says, "With a mother's touch."

touch." It's cool. I can't wait to replace my

It's cool. I can't wait to replace my faded raggedy one with that one. And

they have all kinds of cool motel keychains like that.

And that one I paid three bucks for.

And at this moment in time it is $2.50.

Okay.

So I want why why am I putting my phone way over there?

The next thing is a little A bunch of Christmas socks cuz Loki keeps running off with my socks.

Five pairs of women's Christmas socks.

636 and they are now 636.

Okay. It feels like my nose is blazing red just like Rudolph.

Okay, these are cute. They've got

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Speaking

of, then we've got some Christmas trees.

Then we've got some red Santa socks.

Then we've got some red and green stripe with stars.

And then we've got another reindeer on some brown socks.

Cute.

I love socks.

I I rarely can find two of them, but I love them.

Loki likes to take socks and run around with them in the middle of the night.

Where Loki is.

I could call him, but then all hell would break loose.

Okay, the next thing we have are some wine wine labels that you put over your wine.

And I am going to some holiday parties, I hope, this year. And I will be bringing wine to for the hostess.

And this says AD33. This used to be water.

I don't know. I thought it was funny cuz you know Jesus turned the water into wine at the wedding.

Or so they say.

Okay. How much were those wine labels?

You get four of them to put over your wine. Happy bojallet. Nove boilelet

wine. Happy bojallet. Nove boilelet

nouvo.

If you haven't had, if you drink wine, go right now to not right now, but go soon

to your local, you know, establishment where you buy wine and try Bojlet Nuvo and let me know if you like it. I love

it and it's exciting when it comes out every year. I don't know. Okay, those

every year. I don't know. Okay, those

are 157 or that might be an eight. I

don't know that I paid for those and they're now 128 and you get four.

Okay, next there is something.

It's a Brazil but it zips up the front.

It's not very sexy. I mean, I wouldn't recommend wearing it on a date.

Well, maybe for the fun of unzipping it.

I don't know. They got It's It's okay. Let's see. It's razor back.

okay. Let's see. It's razor back.

And then here's the front.

And it zips up.

I would try it on over my shirt, but I've already got a coat on. That's kind

of different. It's got pads in it, as you can see. And yes, you can take them out if you want, but who wants to do that?

So, okay. I don't know. Another t-u bra.

Wonder how many. Never mind.

Over consumption. Over consuming the t-u bras.

Okay, that bra zir is I paid $4.89 89 and you can get it in green. It's $4.97.

Oh, 4.85 in green. Green.

I like your green bra.

Here it is in green.

You can get it in a whole bunch of different colors. Like this purpley

different colors. Like this purpley color. I wish I looked like that in one.

color. I wish I looked like that in one.

Um, that's what I got. The beige, apricot, apricot one.

And you can also get it in black.

The black looks, you know, cute. Why

didn't I get it in black? Color regret.

Or you could get it in navy blue.

Okay. All right. It's wireless.

Who's texting me?

Hold on. Let me see who's texting me. I

get nervous when I get a text message.

Oh, it's just stores trying to get me to buy things.

I hear more from stores than I do from people. This is a Christmas sweater.

people. This is a Christmas sweater.

Please let it be a Christmas sweater. Oh

no, it's Clark Griswald. Let's do what I bought versus what I got. Who the heck is emailing me? Stop it. Stop it. Stop

it.

My YouTube manager thinks I'm blowing her off. I need to get a hold of her

her off. I need to get a hold of her now. I don't pay my YouTube manager.

now. I don't pay my YouTube manager.

like they picked they just sent me an email and said we're giving you a YouTube manager for 6 months. But we've

come to a screeching halt because she wants me to go live and I don't want to go live and like that's all we talk about now is why

aren't you going live? And I'm scared. I

don't have any mods. I'm scared.

This is women's Christmas sweater with Clark Griswald and a chainsaw.

Loki, what are you doing?

Loki, what are you doing?

It is a thin, very thin. Oh lord. It's one of these

very thin. Oh lord. It's one of these with the design on the front and the back, which is a little strange to me, but

there it is.

It's I got it in an XL, but I think it's a man's XL, man. Oops.

There's the back.

It's going to be funny to wear to work.

Hopefully with leg can I wear it with leggings? Maybe. Maybe.

leggings? Maybe. Maybe.

Or something. Will it go with those green pants? Not really. Maybe. I don't

green pants? Not really. Maybe. I don't

know.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleeping. I hope

that wasn't something. Okay, that

sweater is now $1648.

Okay, I paid $17.85 for it. I thought it would be more substantial, but that's all right.

It's fine.

I got some more Christmas cards. Okay. All right. All right.

cards. Okay. All right. All right.

Being good for goodness sake was simply not enough motivation for Aunt Marge.

That's for my brother cuz he loves these old photos like this.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Hope you like your socks this year. This

is for my mom. Merry birthday with the Christmas cuz her birthday is in January and it's literally like the week after Christmas.

Okay, this is another one for my mom. I like to get her a bunch of birthday cards and put them all over the

house or the downstairs. Happy birthday,

I guess. Oh, also your cake fell.

It's funny because our cats are the cats are knocking everything off. Anytime we

do anything festive, the cats knock it all off.

Okay, this is a bunch of creepy doll postcards.

Oo, it's cold in here. They're upside down.

Okay.

What am I going to do with them? I don't

know.

Send them to people. Wow. Like this one.

Maybe they'll be my office Christmas cards. Merry Christmas.

cards. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Hope you like your Christmas doll.

All right, I can't. All right, these are really awesome. If you like creepy

really awesome. If you like creepy dolls, which I do, so that's exciting to me.

I will try to link to this order in the description below if um Teimu will let me

and then you too can get you some creepy doll postcards.

All right. The

cards were like two bucks each.

The creepy dolls.

I have no idea.

20 pieces vintage horror postcards. $4.32.

postcards. $4.32.

That is expensive. And now they're 427.

Okay, this is a sticker. That's funny. put it. I'm

a sticker. That's funny. put it. I'm

gonna put it on my iPad because it reminds me of 1999.

So, tonight we're going to party like it's 199.

Where are my scissors?

Okay.

It's a little sticker that says, "Remember, turn your computer off before midnight on 12:31.99."

Best Buy.

Cuz remember the panic of 1999 or the Y2K panic?

Everybody just figured everything was going to blow up when it reached 2000 because they didn't think the computer software knew what to do or I don't

remember what. But

remember what. But I just remember being relieved.

These are some shining socks with the Overlook Hotel. These are from my

Overlook Hotel. These are from my brother with the Overlook Hotel carpet.

Wait a minute.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Loki.

Loki, what are you doing?

Loki, do they feel spongy?

Loki? Really? What are you doing?

Seriously?

I don't trust him. They're a little spongy and they're white inside.

I don't know. Just stick it. Oh, did you find a toy? Oh, no. He wants to play fetch. We can't do that in this room.

fetch. We can't do that in this room.

No way, man. Everything's breakable in here.

He wants me to throw that thing. I'm not

We're not doing that.

We're not doing that. Okay. These are a set of face masks.

for me to put in, I don't know, giveaway bags or whatever I do.

And let me find them first. Let me find them first.

Loki, what are you doing? I paid $7.19 for them and they are now $6.47.

Would you wear a face mask from Teu is my question. A sheet mask.

question. A sheet mask.

Oh, I can feel my nose getting stuffed up.

You get eight goddess moisturizing masks and they're cool.

They've got retro. Here's a strawberry one.

Here's a coconut one.

Grape seed antioxidant.

Rose moist brightening blueberries.

Loki, I can't I can't We can't do that in here. And now I can't find it. Where

in here. And now I can't find it. Where

is it? Get it. I can't find them out here.

He wants me to throw this thing.

Oh my gosh. We totally can't play that in here.

Hyaluronic acid. Okay, you get the gist.

You get the gist.

Holy cow.

Here he comes with it again.

No, Loki. We'll play in a minute. When

I'm done, we'll when I'm done. We'll

play. We'll play when I'm done.

Okay. I can't get these back in that bag. Put those right there. Okay. The

bag. Put those right there. Okay. The

next thing in here is on an hour. It feels like an hour, too, you guys. It feels like I'm moving in

you guys. It feels like I'm moving in slow motion.

Low key. If he stops it, I'll just start I'll just start it over.

Loki. No.

Okay, the next thing in here is something gray. I think it's I got a new

something gray. I think it's I got a new pancakes and panic attacks sweatshirt for 15 bucks.

Gosh, I forgot a trash bag.

Is it fleecy inside? Yes.

Pancakes and panic attacks. I love it so much.

Yay. This is my favorite thing in here.

I don't know why because it's awesome. I

want to get it and wear it to Denny's.

It is I paid 1504 and it is now also available in black.

It's now $99 and it was available. It looks cool in black too.

And it was available in like a maroon, but it's sold out. That's

unfortunate.

I can't believe it's only $9. Now, wait

a minute.

I can't believe it's only $9 and I paid 15 for it. I did get a price adjustment.

Whoa.

Okay, we're almost done. This is a fluffy leopard print hat.

What I bought versus what I got.

No, Loki. We'll play later. I promise.

When I'm done with this, we will play.

No.

$66.

Women's Mongolian hat.

Thickened.

Oh, wow. You can get it in pink.

Thickened warm leopard print. Okay,

here's what I bought.

But look at this.

Why didn't I get the pink one? Cuz y'all

know I got that pink coat from Teeu.

That's just a little too much. The pink

one. The pink one's cute with a black coat.

I take that back.

But this is the brown one. Basic brown.

Okay. Why am I my spine, you guys?

Let's take a moment to just sit up like that.

I'm all curled up like this.

This is the hat. The hat. The hat. This

is the hat. The hat. Um I don't know you guys.

You totally a It's cute.

Hey everybody, does anybody want to go to lunch?

It's fancy, but when you take it off, I I like it. I I kind of want I'm not going to lie, I kind of want the pink one now.

I should be able to just buy it because I placed an order.

I should be able to. And it's now 409.

There's a white one that's really pretty.

I'm like frozen in indecision.

Okay.

Anyway, all right. That's cute. That's a

cute hat. I give it two thumbs up. I'm

happy with it.

And now somewhere in here there are

some very special Xanax socks. Get out of here. Are you

Xanax socks. Get out of here. Are you

kidding me? They're not allowed to do that.

Xanax point only 0.25.

Oh, that I would be irritated with that dose. Alprazilam.

dose. Alprazilam.

Um, I got some Xanax socks.

Should we use this as the thumbnail or will YouTube will maybe get mad?

Jeez.

These are my new favorite socks. And you

know who's not going to get them? The

Loki. Because I'm going to keep them in a very special place. Like my top drawer where socks belong.

I'm so excited to wear these socks. I

wish I would have bought some more pairs. I just bought one.

pairs. I just bought one.

One pair, not one sock. Loki. No.

Lo.

Okay, those Xanax socks are $553.

Are they still available? This item was discontinued.

I knew they weren't allowed to do that.

I don't think you can just take any drug and put it on a sock like that.

Do you, Loki? Now, Loki, calm down.

I don't have it. I don't have it. I

don't have it. You have it somewhere.

Move.

You lost it already. And I don't have it. I promise I don't have it. There's

it. I promise I don't have it. There's

one more thing in this bag.

No, there's two there. There are two more things in

there. There are two more things in here.

Kathy. Okay. No. Loki, my love. Here.

Come over here. I don't have it. Come

sit right here. Nobody wants to see that though. Come over here.

though. Come over here.

Yeah. I want you to come lie down. Okay.

Here. Say hi to all your people.

Wait a minute.

Hello. Say hi to all your people. Hi to

all your people.

Can you say hello? Can you say hello?

Say hello. Hello, Lo. Hello, Loki.

I can't get him on camera. He's a little boy. He's a little boy.

boy. He's a little boy.

I got a cosmetic bag with Karopi or Karppi or however you say his name on it.

There's his little face.

Ew. Man, it's really like I'm sorry to complain. Somebody said I complain all

complain. Somebody said I complain all the time. I'm just giving you my honest

the time. I'm just giving you my honest opinion and my opinion is ew. It's

really soft and like it's fine. It's

just different than the back. Like it

feels like a pair of underwear. Okay,

Loki.

No, Loki. My love.

Is everything okay? Is everybody still here? Are we still recording? He's

here? Are we still recording? He's

stepping on my screen now. No, Loki.

Okay, here it is. I don't know. It was

like three bucks or something. And then

the last thing in here is an I got it for my Wait a minute. I'm

missing an Overlook Hotel keychain.

Oh, I wanted to give it to my brother with the socks for Christmas.

You're never fully dressed without a smile.

Winter storm warning.

Not for here.

Gonna find out who's not. Oh well, I don't know. Maybe it'll turn up or maybe

don't know. Maybe it'll turn up or maybe I'll just order it again, I guess. And

hope that it gets here on time. But I

also got this little funny thing for my boss.

And it says, yeah, I'm still kind of looking for it.

That's a bummer. Anyway,

I have a feeling Teeu is not going to let me paste the link to this order in my description because of it's got something in it that was discontinued.

But I'll give it a try cuz I know that this is full of things that you're probably dying to get.

I'm going to put this in my boss's Christmas card. It says, "Really?

Christmas card. It says, "Really?

I don't think you get enough credit for doing your job sober."

I might put that in her Christmas card.

Or I might think twice and not.

I think she I I could give it to her with a bottle of fine wine. Merry

Christmas. Thank you for employing me.

Okay, you guys. Now I don't Oh, I don't have my glasses.

I need to read my The bird says no. Roll

call. But before that, I want to thank you. I love you guys so much. Thank you

you. I love you guys so much. Thank you

for watching my holes. And don't forget that if you want to win, where did I put it?

The Rachel Zo beaded champagne uh whatchamacallit.

You know what do we call it?

It's a coin purse and star purse charm.

Put star in the comments below.

put star in the comments below.

And thank you. If you're just passing by to laugh at this channel and make fun of it, thank you for the view. If you are just passing by to hate watch, thank you

for the view. If you are here because you are a loyal friend and subscriber, thank you so much for subscribing.

And if you are here and if you are a channel member, thank you especially for being a channel member. And speaking of channel members, and I am going to make

a video thanking all of my what if it all works out members. I think there are like uh a hundred of them, but

we will see. But right now, I'm trying to keep the cat from climbing on my um I'm trying to keep the Help me. I'm

trying to keep the cat from climbing on my keyboard and I'm trying to remember.

I always forget. And I am going to get the Christmas emojis for members up. I

left them at work. I'm going to have to do it Monday.

And the bird says, "My what if at all?"

"My what if at all?"