The Mandela Catalogue Vol. 1
By Alex Kister
Summary
## Key takeaways - **Alternates: Unidentified Hostile Organisms**: We are currently receiving countless reports of an unidentified hostile organism that we will refer to as alternates until we have a complete understanding of the threat. [00:06], [00:29] - **Lock Down and Arm Up**: It is important to stay home, lock all doors and windows and have access to a loaded firearm or any ranged weapon at all times. [00:17], [00:39] - **Spot Alternates by Appearance**: You will know if an alternate exists solely based on their physical characteristics. If you see another person that looks identical to you, run away and hide. If you see a person that has a biologically impossible characteristic, run away and hide. [00:25], [00:50] - **No Contact with Intruders**: If one manages to break into your home, refrain from any kind of communication or contact with the threat. These intelligent life forms utilize elements of psychological warfare to take advantage of their victims. [00:43], [01:10] - **Execute Alternates Exception**: While we heavily discourage any form of contact or communication with an alternate, we make exceptions for attempts at executing them yourself. [01:00], [01:17] - **911 Handles Three Emergencies Only**: There are three and only three scenarios that you will handle with a caller: when a caller needs the police, send available personnel to the address; when the caller has a fire related emergency, contact our neighboring fire department; when the caller has a medical emergency, immediately contact the Mandela Community Hospital. [09:47], [10:31]
Topics Covered
- Arm Up, Lock Down Always
- Spot Alternates by Exact Identical Looks
- Alternates Use Psychological Warfare
- Trust No Familiar Voice
- Nothing Worth Alternate Risk
Full Transcript
We are currently receiving countless reports of an unidentified hostile organism that will refer to as alternates until we have a complete understanding of the threat. It
important to stay home, lock all doors and windows and have access to a loaded firearm or any ranged weapon at all times. You will know if an alternate
times. You will know if an alternate exists solely based on their physical characteristics. If you see another
characteristics. If you see another person that looks identical to you, run away and hide. If [music] you see a person that has a biologically
impossible characteristic, run away and hide. If one manages to break into your
hide. If one manages to break into your home, refrain from any kind of communication or contact with the threat. These intelligent life forms
threat. These intelligent life forms utilize elements of psychological warfare to take advantage of their victims. While we heavily discourage any
form of contact or communication with an alternate, we make exceptions for attempts at executing them yourself.
Heat. Heat.
[music] [music] [music] You are here.
[music] [music] [music] Hey, it's Caesar. I hope it's not too late.
No, it's fine. Don't worry. What's up?
Are you all right?
Yeah, it's not me. It's my mom. She's
knocked out cold and I have no idea why.
I'm on my way right to the ER, but could you do me a favor?
Yeah, of course. What is it?
I just need you to come over and turn on the cameras we have set up. You know,
the ones that we installed after we were robbed.
Oh, yeah. Would you mind if I asked why?
Well, she screamed really loud right before I found her on the ground. I I
just Well, do you have your doors and windows locked like what the broadcast told us to do?
Yeah, that's the weird part. Maybe she
saw something. I don't I don't know.
All right. I mean, it shouldn't be too bad. I'm just going to switch them on
bad. I'm just going to switch them on and get out of there, though. You know
how I feel about your house.
Yeah, that's fine.
One last thing. Try to get a good view of Uh, okay. All right. I got to go. I'm
Uh, okay. All right. I got to go. I'm
almost at the hospital. Thank you.
Who are you? Get away from me. [crying]
No.
Let me in. Mark, I have a gift for you.
I have a present.
I have a surprise.
I will not You [ __ ] bastard.
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up.
While at the station, a situation may occur where the local 911 dispatchers run out of operators to handle calls, so they are given to us instead.
There are three and only three scenarios that you will handle with a caller.
When a caller needs the police, send available personnel to the address.
When the caller has a fire related emergency, contact our neighboring fire department with the address and a brief description of the event.
When the caller has a medical emergency, immediately contact the Mandela Community Hospital.
Here at the Mandela County Police Department, we thank you for viewing this instruction.
Nothing is worth the risk. Nothing is
worth the risk. Nothing is worth the risk.
[laughter] [crying]
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